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but groon is a monster i can't fight that
-Chongo4
you say that like I',m not going to teat down everything you own
-KIATolon
yeah in retrospect I probably mistreated the coolest folks and held on to the tryhards so this is all my fault but whatever
-Darius JOHNSON
i'm going to go shovel my driveway and shout free monaker at my neighbors
-Bjorn
i dont actually have a penis, i had to duct tape a paint can to my crotch and i painted it pink so no one would figure it out. so when i have sex, really, all i'm doing is ramming a paint can into a woman
-Rusty Seabutter
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM OVERHEAD STRIKE AN EXE INTO STARTUP. ITS BATTLE BROTHERS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, HOGGART. I DO EVERY CONTRACT AND I DO EVERY CONTRACT THREE SKULLS. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME RAIDER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP THE DAGGER CIRCLE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED GOBLIN CITY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY TRAINING HALL AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN TRAINING HALL CAN BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND I'VE LEARNED ALL THE WEAPON STATS AND I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY WOODEN WATCHTOWER LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING THEM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING PUNCTURED LUNG RECOVERY EVERY MORNING
-Bussunda
Where does it end?
-Elfname Casey
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